thiasthedark:

axellikestoast:

goodbyecaroline:

mal-luck:

I love the smell of citrus in the morning.

I have wanted to see this for such a long time, it’s beautiful.

Somewhere in the world, Cave Johnson is punching the air

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE GUY WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"

(via engiepon)

churchbarf:

i feel u, weird little purple frog.

Pokeman?

(Source: whatsuphotdogg, via because--i--knew--you)

the-male-blondyke-bar:

bethosaurus:

MCGONAGONE

MCGONAGONE

the-male-blondyke-bar:

bethosaurus:

MCGONAGONE

MCGONAGONE

(Source: diegolopezocon, via engiepon)

skippy-loves-cookies:

wendy-pleakley:

look what i fucking did (original post)

Definition of beauty

(via because--i--knew--you)

ozthemagician:

noshippingfees:

ozthemagician:

Supernatural bad knock knock jokes 

The hiatus is getting to our heads

Its not the hiatus I just really like knock knock jokes

ozthemagician:

emo-kitty-love:

ozthemagician:

Supernatural bad knock knock jokes

IS THAT A MULAN LINE

mayyybee

timelordangel:

we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run

(via femoosesam)

reikaoki:

imthezombiequeen:

alishalovescats1701:

crimsonclad:

five-boys-with-accents:

Eeyore is just one of those characters that you wanna scoop up and hug forever.

One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depressed, he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with all of his friends. And they never expect him to pretend to feel happy, they just love him anyway, and they never leave him behind or ask him to change.

Oh

oh

And he does feel happy, though. He can be happy. He just doesn’t show it as much as the others do.
There was a whole episode about that - Piglet sees him sitting on a hilltop and thinks he’s sadder than usual, and does all he can to cheer him up. Nothing works and the next day he’s back on the hill, and Piglet apologizes because he thinks in trying to help, he just made him sad again and ”I don’t come here when I’m sad. I come up here because I’m happy.”

There’s just something about that…

(Source: galaxieirwin, via femoosesam)

dutchster:

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

image

(via heliolisk)

deanmonofhell:

My contribution to the knock knock joke thing we’re doing lol

(via ozthemagician)

unrussledjimmys:

phantomhivefanatic:

suber:

If you watch anime click play I won’t ruin it for you.

I WAS NOT PREPARED!!!

Im dying

unrussledjimmys:

monocromas:

deathrock:

becausebirds:

The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.

It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood 

That’s metal.

Wow thats one huge black cock


justcallmejash:

chocolatula:

holdsshiftnostalgically:

timeanddivision:

electrote:

this is science

science just got hotter

SCREAMING

whispers the red lens is making a heart

next up on: i can’t tell if its homestuck or not

justcallmejash:

chocolatula:

holdsshiftnostalgically:

timeanddivision:

electrote:

this is science

science just got hotter

SCREAMING

whispers the red lens is making a heart

next up on: i can’t tell if its homestuck or not

(via unrussledjimmys)

A new breed of cat that looks like a werewolf and behaves like a dog has been discovered.

tahthetrickster:

did-you-kno:

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It’s called the ‘Lykoi’.  Due to a genetic mutation in a domestic shorthair cat, the Lykoi has no hair around its eyes, nose, ears and muzzle, giving it a werewolfish appearance.

Less “discovered” and more “bred” ahaha

Anyway they went before TICA recently and are close to being approved for show cats I’m v happy for the breeders

wackyshenanigans:

i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before

This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life.

(Source: sandpit-life, via flourishedandblotts)